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But i really like u

Boy- i like u.. Girl- hahahaha Boy- i am serious.. Girl- i like you 2 but as a frnd.. Boy- but i really like u.. i love u Girl- i love you 2 but as a friend..

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Tum Kya Karte ho

Girl : Tum Kya Karte ho? Boy : Bht Bade College Mai Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hu. Girl: Koun Se College? Boy: ‘IIN, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!

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Maine 2 shadiya ki lekin

Santa : Maine 2 shadiya ki lekin dono hi bar meri kismat footi nikli… Banta : Wo kaise?? Santa : Pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai or dusri wali mujhe chhodkar jana hi nahi chahti…

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Pappu tum har roj let kyu ho jate ho

Teacher: Pappu tum roj let kyu ho jate ho? Pappu: Ji wo ek borad ke karan…. Teacher: Kaisa board?? Pappu: Raste mai ek board hai jis par likha hai, “aage school hai” dhire chale…

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Yr kal meri shadi hai

Santa : Yr kal meri shadi hai.. Or ladki walo ne kam se kam logo ko bulaya hai mujhe tension ho rahi hai… banta : Are to ismai tension wali kya bat hai??? Santa : Yar pata nahi..! papa mujhe lekar...

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kon sa game khelte ho

Lady : dr. Aapne to kaha tha game khelne se mai palti ho jaungi.. lekin mai to abhi tak moti hu.. Doctor : kon sa game khelte ho.. lady : dr. Ji candy crush saga…

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Ye meri pehli date h

(Santa apni grlfrnd ke saath 1st date pe ) Santa :Ye meri pehli date h darling agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye to chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena…..

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Bas mai condector : Madam is bachhou ki age kitni hai

Bas mai condector : Madam is bachhou ki age kitni hai..? Mahila : chhota bachha 2 sal, bich ka 2.5 sal ka or bada bachha 3 sal ka.. bas condector : Madam ticket nahi lena ho to age bhale hi kam batao…...

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Lakh samjhaya usko ki duniya saq karti hai

Lakh samjhaya usko ki duniya saq karti hai.. magar uski aadat nahi gai muskura kr gujarne ki..!!  

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Yeh ishq krna chhod diya yaro warna

Yeh ishq krna chhod diya yaro warna Hum toh aaj bhi palat ke dekh le toh ladkiya somwaar ke vart suru kr de..

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Boy :- tabiyat kaisi hai? Girl :- 🐋 Boy :- kya? Girl :- well (whale)

Height of Emojis…… Boy :- tabiyat kaisi hai? Girl :- Boy :- kya? Girl :- well (whale)

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Employee : sir ye report abhi dena hai ya baad me?? Boss : 🚣

Employee : sir ye report abhi dena hai ya baad me?? Boss : Employee : ye kya??? Boss : Now!!!

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Boy: Khana banaya kya? Girl: Tu 🍌 Boy: Samjha nhi

Height of smiley : Boy: Khana banaya kya? Girl: Tu Boy: Samjha nhi Girl: Tu banana.

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She: Kya hai.. kyun mere piche pade ho, Aakhirr tum kyaa chahte ho

This is fun… She: Kya hai.. kyun mere piche pade ho.. Aakhirr tum kyaa chahte ho… He: She: Ye kya hai.. He: Tujhe Paana

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Boy : शादी के लिए हाँ करो नहीं तो मैं ज़हर पी लूँगा Girl : 🎩 Boy : ये क्या???

Height of smiley : Boy : शादी के लिए हाँ करो नहीं तो मैं ज़हर पी लूँगा Girl : Boy : ये क्या??? Girl : तो पी

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Boy: ab is typ k jokes kaise lag rahe h? Girl: 🔦4 Boy: ye kya hai ab

Height of smiley : Boy: ab is typ k jokes kaise lag rahe h? Girl: 4 Boy: ye kya hai ab Girl: Torture

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Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi

Height of smiley : Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi: Girl: Boy: Ab ye kya? Girl: Paav

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Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the

Height of smiley : Boy:  kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.? Girl: Boy: ???? Girl:  pati

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Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do💃 Dj waale baabu mera

Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do . . . . . . . Dj:- gaana to bata pagal aurat .

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Wo ishq me yaaro kamaal kar baithi Likhkar ” I LOVE YOU “

  Wo ishq me yaaro kamaal kar baithi Likhkar ” I LOVE YOU ” send to all kar baithi…    

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